Dating Meme...

Here Comes the Sun

Welcome to The Dating Profiles Meme. This meme is based on a feature from WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. This is a bit different than an "answer this question" meme. Either you have used sites such as Match.com or Yahoo Personals or you’ve read them. Weekly, we scour those on-line dating sites to respond either a person's profile or often their headlines as most of us would really like to do. We use only "lines" that are gender-neutral. So, your mission is to respond to ten we choose each week. Seriously or with humor is your choice! The spelling or grammar errors were in the original profiles. Join us each and every Friday!

The Dating Profiles Meme: Here Comes the Sun

1. I love the sun, it goes great with the beach.
Ooo, guess vampire love is out for this one.

2. If I had it all to do again, I would do it all again, because we do our best given the circumstances and for the most part, life is good.
Boring, boring, boring. All I do is neutral stuff that doesnt make a difference either way.

3. I'm looking for someone that's somewhat active.
Somewhat active? What's that mean? Someone who can pick up the phone and order a pizza or someone who can drive to get the pizza?

4. I'm not a materialistic person, although, I'll admit, sometimes it's nice.
Broke as a joke.

5. Relationships are a two way street. Anything will be fun, as long as I'm with the right person.
Ususally the wrong person is a lot more fun to be with, thats where I started.

6. Im a unique Honest latina looking for the last love of my live.
I dont think the words "last love of my life" sound very promising. How many did she have already and what did she do with them?

7. I treat people the way I want others to treat me and looking for the same because life is too short to be alone and we have no promises for tomorrow.
Doormat! 
 
8. Not looking for garbage.
Who ever this is I cant date. Thats all I want, trash.

9. I am against liers, crazy online people, loosers, BLIND DATES, a plane ticket ,game players or insecure people online.
Are there even any people left in the world that arent any of those things?

10. It's easier to go down a hill than up it… But the view is much better at the top.
Ill stay at the bottom thanks, the Yetti can eat you.