I NEED a Vespa!!!

I need a Vespa! Seriously! I need one. Especially in light of our recent car crisis. I don't want one so I can save money on gas, which is a plus. I need one so I can be assured I'll make it to work each night. Granted I'll have to get used to only driving twenty miles per hour, wearing a helmet, and getting rained on. But those are only minor details and annoyances. What do I need a car for if I'm only going to Cumby's or the Post Office? I don't . I just need a little motorized scooter thingy. I would obviously use my car to go grocery shopping, to the mall,or other long distances. But for short journeys a Vespa is all that's needed. Plus it makes for a lovely excuse. "Sorry, I cant come get you two people don't fit on a Vespa." "Sorry, you'll have to grab the pizzas. I don't have anywhere to put them." Ah such a fantastical idea! And no there are no motorcycles in my future. I have a love hate relationship with them. Plus I couldn't afford a Harley if I tried.