Now, how do I get that $564.54? I could really use it right about now. My 52 cents is trapped in the bank. There is nothing you can buy for two quarters and two pennies.
Actually Amanda, I think if you check http://www.humanforsale.com/ you'll find that you are worth considerably more than 52 cents. Honest.
Damn. I keep forgetting to mail your flippin check! I did however buy you that scarf! You'll probably be celebrating your next birthday before I get the damn thing in the mail!
Actually Amanda, I think if you check http://www.humanforsale.com/ you'll find that you are worth considerably more than 52 cents. Honest.
ReplyDeleteDamn. I keep forgetting to mail your flippin check! I did however buy you that scarf! You'll probably be celebrating your next birthday before I get the damn thing in the mail!
I am worth $1,507,134.00
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