Dear Satan...

Dear Satan Colleen,

Ganook with the evilness cleaning! It is very hard to sleep when your evil cleaning. While we are at it stop mumbling under your breath, that's annoying too. No matter what you say we will still be in hell here. Thank you for not smashing the dishes this time. 

God Bless Love,

Amanda

PS Please tell Satan Sr Mum to stop burning souls smoking in my house. Its bad enough to live in hell here we don't need dead people smoke floating around the joint too.