Some facts about me.

I am tired, bored, and have a headache but I don't feel like going to sleep. So, I am going to tell you some misc facts about myself. In no particular order and most of them will actually contradict each other.

• I am a Gemini. Just like my father and sister. 
• I am the only person in my house that sleeps with their socks on. 
• My favorite kind of weather is dreary. 
• I love to shop. 
• I am afraid of bugs, especially spiders. 
• I will not kill bugs, not even spiders, unless I have to.
• Today, I showered with an inch worm in the shower. After I got out and went back to brush my teeth I realised the poor bugger drowned. I'm pretty sure he's still in the shower.
• I remember having McDonald's picnics in the cemetary as a small person.
• My favorite person is me.
• I am also my least favorite person. 
• I like polka dots. 
• If I could I would go back in time and stop those damn feminists from their movement. I would love to not have to vote, drive, or work. I would have a lovely house, twenty-seven children, and dinner on the table for my husband everyday. 
• I would do that last bit now if I could find a husband who had enough money for me to never work again. 
• Oddly enough, I hate to cook. 
• I can cook. I just hate to do it. 
• I hate to clean even more. 
• I have a maternal instinct that comes out mostly around Shawn and Colleen. I guess I feel the need to parent my siblings.
• I have just had two different surgeries within the past five weeks.
• I think my TV was made in the 80's. 
• According the Chinese Zodiac I am a Rat and I am most compatible with a Monkey. Which would be Shawn and his friend. I am against dating my siblings. Its icky.
• The dog is a month older than my best friends little sister. They both turn four this summer. 
• Travis just turned ten. Amazing for an outdoor cat. Now I make her come in at night so the wildlife doesn't get her. 
• My smartphone is stupid. 
• I hate to work but love what I do. 
• I am registered with the state of Massachusetts as a pharmacy tech.
• I am also nationally certified by the PTBC. 
• The letters after my name are CPhT. Meaning I am a certified Pharmacy Technician. 
• I try not to lie anymore. Now I just tell partial truths. Its easier to remember.
• I am in the process of converting to Judaism. 
• It is very hard to follow along in English while someone else is reading in Hebrew. 
• I love British sitcoms. 
• I am technically a third generation American on my mother's side. Her grandparents were Canadian. 
• I can't find my Hawaiian Punch.
• I order my food the way it is on the menu then I pick the bits I don't like out. Like Chicken Marsala, I like chicken, wine, and pasta. I do not like mushrooms, so I pick them out. And no, it is not easier to just order it without the mushrooms, then it doesn't taste right. 
• I like Travis more than most people I know and she's a cat.
• I actually like my immediate family and get along well with them.
• I have very manic tendencies which come from being a Gemini or being on the cusp of being bipolar. 
• My wisdom teeth are in a prescription vial.
• I asked for my gallbladder back but was told it was a bio-hazard once it comes out. 
• Before I had my wisdom teeth removed I had never had stitches. I didn't even have stitches when they removed my gallbladder,  just tape. 
• My favorite swear word is very offensive to most women so I wont type it. But I still love it and don't get to use it often enough. 
• I have two cousins I can honestly say I don't think I have ever met. 
• I am four years younger than Shawn and six inches shorter. 
• I am two years older than Colleen and two inches taller. 
• I am single and I will stay single until I find a guy who is in his late twenties early thirties with a job car and roof over his head no wife and is generally not a jackass. Do they have mail-order husbands? 
• I like worms and I always feel bad when they come out of the ground when it rains and drown then fry in the sun. 
• I love tractors and farm equipment. But I don't farm and I wont. 
• I like all farm animals except horses. I don't like horses. 
• Cows are my favorite farm animals because they can pick their nose with their tongues. 
• I can honestly say I do not like pets even though we have a Travis, a dog, two birds, seven rabbits, and an extra Shawn. 
• Extra Shawn does yard work for free so he can stay. 
• Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. 
• Christmas is my least. 
• I like to shop in the rain.
• I don't like to go outside because there's bugs and weather. 
• I like to watch the bees bumbling and the squirrels digging, from inside my house. 
• I love Victoria Beckham. 
• My favorite classes in high school where my freshman and sophomore math classes. Before every test our teacher would let us get into groups of two or three and get a section of the chalk board and work the problems out together.
• Mum couldnt bare to teach me to drive so Shawn and Bert did. 
• I always sleep with the window open. 
• I drive with at least one of the windows at least cracked.
• I have a love hate relationship with topiary. Thank you Stephen King. I love to look at it, all the shapes and designs. I don't want it near me and there is no way in hell its coming in my yard. 
• I read the Shining while working the overnight at a hotel. I had to put the books down and talk to Dave when I got scared and wait for the sun to rise before I could even pick the book back up.

Okay I'm bored of this now. I am going away.